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vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

notchicken:

*releases 420 cows into a field* hahahaha graze it

flannelbuttphenomenon:

life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.”  months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”